During the 2014 political cycle, Mr. Trump was the top (and only) contributor who donated to both the republican and democratic party. Politicians are spineless cowards who will do favors for campaign contributions without question, but as a fascist dictator I will not be spineless and beholden to campaign donations. A fascist dictator has one job, and one job only, to promote the greatness of the state, by the state.
Trump was born in Queens, New York to two immigrant parents who taught young Donnie everything there is to know about how to exploit and oppress the working class through real-estate development. They had high hopes that their young Donnie would mature past real-estate and aspire to bigger and greater things. However, considering his childhood passion for fascist literature -- which is mom could never stop bragging about -- it is of no surprise that he has made it his quest to make America Fascist again.
Back in 1995, during the 50th anniversary of the end of World War 2, Trump went to then mayor or New York Rudy Giuliani and said he wanted to donate one million dollars to commemorate the tragic end to the great fascist uprising of Europe. Trump understands that without a strong military, a fascist dictatorship will be weak and easy to compromise. Therefore, Trump will celebrate all past and present military forces with as much greatness as possible. Trump, as America's fascist dictator, will be available to lead the parade for any event that honors the military anywhere in the country.
Trump has said time and time again that he is a winner and in order to make America win again, we need fascism! But, to ensure that we do not accidentally allow losers to talk, vote or question the firm word of the dictator I have compiled a list of all the losers I can think of off the top of my head: Erik Erickson, Rosie O'Donnell, George Will, Sheen Monnin, all people without ego, Salon magazine, Huffington Post, the Patch, Tim O'Brien, Roger Stone, Richard Belzer, Michael Forbes and Glenfiddich Scotch. And, I thank the Washington Post for being so kind to categorically organize all the losers -- it takes a will winner to know how to point out the losers!
FACT OR FICTION:
There are a lot of people on the internet who try to capitalize on the Trump media success by publishing articles and rumors about Trump that are mostly false. Trump will go through a list of a few of the internet rumors and state if the rumor is actually fact, or just purely fiction.
Fact or fiction: Is it true that if you took how much you inherited from your father and invested it in the stock-market with a return of the stock market average return of 12% you’d be worth more than you actually worth today?
Fiction: This is a mostly fiction and it depends on if you use the literal defnition of average.
Fact or fiction: Is it true that you belong to a secret society that goes on expeditions to hunt humans and exotic animals for sport and game?
Fiction: That is completely fiction, Trump gave up eating meat ten years ago and I only hunt for sport now.
Fact or fiction: If elected Trump will be the first fascist dictator to not have strikingly recognizable fascial hair?
Fiction: The Trump face is striking in it's own right, but unfortunately the baby-faced Mussolini was the first.
Fact or fiction: Is it true that in 1998 you said if you ran for president you would run as a republican because their base is full of idiots?
Fiction: I remember that interview and I am pretty sure I did not use the word idiot.